The England Team
As well as their bridge prowess, this is a team renowned for their
eating eccentricities.
Gareth Birdsall. A mathematics eternal student
at Cambridge, his diet is depressingly normal – he goes for
quantity rather than quality.
Oliver Burgess. A tennis fan who has been known
to exist on a diet of Haribo star sweets for entire bridge events.
David Gold. A London bridge professional who,
with his two-metre frame, is one of the least selective eaters in
the squad.
Alex Hydes. A London professional gambler and
amateur broker who is a living legend in the pudding department.
Most of the stories about his eating are true; he does not eat vegetables
or fish but still devours enough calories for two or three normal
persons.
Edward Levy. A professional bon viveur and connoisseur
of fine wines, he never worries about the food but will argue over
the quantity of the alcohol.
Andrew Woodcock. An accountant and, as accountants
go, a particularly laidback one. The more alcohol he consumes, the
more laidback he becomes, sometimes horizontal.
Jason Hackett (npc). World bridge professional and leads the team
from the front. He knows the best system, the best conventions,
and the best restaurants (i.e. those that do not charge for the
puddings!)
Mel Starkings (coach). Loughborough
mathematics teacher. A vegetarian and sometimes teetotaller whose
eating oddities nicely balance out the rest of the team. |