| Hammer & Tongs 
              In Round 15 of the Bermuda Bowl the teams in third and fifth positions, 
              Canada and Chinese Taipei, were in opposition. As I took my seat 
              in the VuGraph theatre the Canadian Captain asked me to go gently 
              on his players, but as the match unfolded it quickly became clear 
              that this was not going to be a day when any of the players enhanced 
              their reputations.
                |  |  |  
                | Jurek Czyzowicz, 
                    Canada
 |  |  The Canadian players reminded me of a comment the Duke of Wellington 
              made about this troops on the eve of the Battle of Waterloo, ‘I 
              don’t know if they frighten the enemy, but they terrify me.’ 
              Still, if you like error strewn bridge with IMPs flying in all directions 
              this was just what you would be looking for, and it can be rather 
              entertaining. 
             
              
                | Board 1. Dealer North. None 
                    Vul. |  
|  | ª Q J 8 © 5 2
 ¨ J 9 7 4 3 2
 § 7 2
 |  ª 10 © A Q 10 4
 ¨ A K Q 8 6 5
 § J 4
 |  | ª A 9 6 4 2 © K J 9 7
 ¨ -
 § Q 10 6 5
 | 
|  | ª K 7 5 3 © 8 6 3
 ¨ 10
 § A K 9 8 3
 |  
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Wolpert | Wu | Czyzowicz | Yen |   
                |  | Pass | 1ª | 2§ |   
                | 2¨ | Pass | 2© | Pass |   
                | 3§ | Pass | 3NT | Pass |   
                | 4© | All Pass |  |  |  If my sources are correct, the defence started with three rounds 
              of clubs and declarer ruffed high. (a simpler line is to discard 
              a loser, leaving you with ten very easy tricks, and this also deals 
              with four hearts with North.) He then cashed a top diamond and ruffed 
              a diamond low. South could overruff and play another club and the 
              contract could no longer be made. Very careless. 
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Huang | Wolpert | Wu | Demuy |   
                |  | Pass | 1ª | 2§ |   
                | 2¨ | Pass | 2© | Pass |   
                | 3§ | Pass | 3NT | Pass |   
                | 4© | All Pass |  |  |  This time South led a trump and declarer won in dummy and played 
              two top diamonds, discarding spades. South ruffed and played three 
              rounds of clubs, but declarer could ruff high and with the remaining 
              trumps dividing he had ten tricks and 11 IMPs. 
             
              
                | Board 2. Dealer East. N/S 
                    Vul. |  
|  | ª A J 9 © 5 4
 ¨ A K J 7 3
 § Q 8 4
 |  ª K 7 6 3 © K Q J 6
 ¨ 6 5
 § K 9 3
 |  | ª Q 8 4 © 10 7 2
 ¨ Q 8 4 2
 § A J 7
 | 
|  | ª 10 5 2 © A 9 8 3
 ¨ 10 9
 § 10 6 5 2
 |  
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Wolpert | Wu | Czyzowicz | Yen |   
                |  |  | Pass | Pass |   
                | 1© | 2¨ | 2© | Pass |   
                | Pass | Dble | Redble | 3¨ |   
                | All Pass |  |  |  |  This miserable contract drifted three down and Canadian supporters 
              were left wondering why East had failed to double. 
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Huang | Wolpert | Wu | Demuy |   
                |  |  | Pass | Pass |   
                | 1§ | 1NT | Dble | Pass |   
                | Pass | 2¨ | Dble | All Pass |  East led a heart and West won with the jack and switched to a trump. 
              With two entries to dummy declarer could create a second spade trick 
              and was one down, -200 and a small pick up for Canada. 
             
              
                | Board 3. Dealer South. E/W 
                    Vul. |  
|  | ª A 4 © A J 10 7 6
 ¨ 7 5 4
 § A J 5
 |  ª Q 3 2 © Q 9 8 4 3
 ¨ 2
 § 10 6 4 2
 |  | ª K J 10 9 8 7 © -
 ¨ A 10 6 3
 § 8 7 3
 | 
|  | ª 6 5 © K 5 2
 ¨ K Q J 9 8
 § K Q 9
 |  
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Wolpert | Wu | Czyzowicz | Yen |   
                |  |  |  | 1¨ |   
                | Pass | 1© | 2ª | Dble* |   
                | Pass | 4© | All Pass |  |  East led the three of clubs and declarer did not find it difficult 
              to overcome the 5-0 split, making eleven tricks for +450. 
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Huang | Wolpert | Wu | Demuy |   
                |  |  |  | 1¨ |   
                | Pass | 1© | 2ª | Pass |   
                | 3ª | Dble | All Pass |  |  South agonised for a long time before deciding to pass out the 
              double. He moved the king of diamonds to the right hand side of 
              his hand (groans), replaced it with a trump (cheers), but eventually 
              spun the diamond onto the table. Declarer could cross ruff the red 
              suits for +730. That cost 15 IMPs. The Canadian Captain left the building. Whereupon the wind changed. 
             
              
                | Board 4. Dealer West. All 
                    Vul. |  
|  | ª 9 7 6 © A 9 8 7
 ¨ 9 8 2
 § Q 6 4
 |  ª A 5 4 2 © -
 ¨ K Q 7 5 4 3
 § 10 9 5
 |  | ª K Q 8 3 © K Q 2
 ¨ A
 § A K 7 3 2
 | 
|  | ª J 10 © J 10 6 5 4 3
 ¨ J 10 6
 § J 8
 |  
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Wolpert | Wu | Czyzowicz | Yen |   
                | Pass | Pass | 1§ | Pass |   
                | 1ª! | Pass | 2© | Pass |   
                | 3§ | Pass | 4NT | Pass |   
                | 5§ | Pass | 6ª | All Pass |  With spades 3-2 and diamonds 3-3 this was very simple, +1460. 
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Huang | Wolpert | Wu | Demuy |   
                |  |  | 1§ | Pass |   
                | 1¨ | Pass | 2ª | Pass |   
                | 4©* | Pass | 4ª | All Pass |  The commentators blamed West, saying he should have taken another 
              bid after East had jumped to Two Spades. Still, that East hand looks 
              very good once West has splintered. I leave it to you to apportion 
              the blame. 
             
              
                | Board 6. Dealer East. E/W 
                    Vul. |  
|  | ª Q 9 8 3 © K Q 10
 ¨ J 5
 § A 10 9 8
 |  ª 6 © A J 8 7 3
 ¨ A K Q 4
 § 7 4 2
 |  | ª J 10 © 9 6 5 4
 ¨ 10 9 6 2
 § K 6 5
 | 
|  | ª A K 7 5 4 2 © 2
 ¨ 8 7 3
 § Q J 3
 |  
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Wolpert | Wu | Czyzowicz | Yen |   
                |  |  | Pass | 1ª |   
                | Dble | Redble | Pass | Pass |   
                | 1NT | Dble | 2§ | Pass |   
                | Pass | Dble | Redle | Pass |   
                | 2© | Pass | Pass | 3ª |   
                | Pass | 4ª | All Pass |  |  A weird an and wonderful auction to an apparently hopeless game. 
              Not a bit! West never switched to clubs so North/South recorded 
              +420 
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Huang | Wolpert | Wu | Demuy |   
                |  |  | Pass | 1ª |   
                | 2© | 3©* | Pass | 4ª |   
                | All Pass |  |  |  |  West led the ace of diamonds, cashed the king and then took the 
              ace of hearts. Amazing! 
             
              
                | Board 9. Dealer North. E/W 
                    Vul. |  
|  | ª A Q © 10 4 2
 ¨ A 7
 § K Q 10 9 8 6
 |  ª 9 © A Q J 5
 ¨ J 9 3 2
 § A J 7 5
 |  | ª K J 7 5 4 2 © K 9 8 7 6
 ¨ 5
 § 2
 | 
|  | ª 10 8 6 3 © 3
 ¨ K Q 10 8 6 4
 § 4 3
 |  
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Wolpert | Wu | Czyzowicz | Yen |   
                |  | 1§ | 2§* | 3¨ |   
                | 4© | 5¨ | Pass | Pass |   
                | 6© | Dble | All Pass |  |  If you play Michaels, the generally accepted theory is that you 
              should use the bid when either weak or strong, so East’s hand 
              would qualify under most people’s standards. Why West should 
              imagine that his side could make a slam remains a mystery. –200. 
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Huang | Wolpert | Wu | Demuy |   
                |  | 1§ | 1ª | Pass |   
                | 2§* | 3§ | 3ª | 3NT |   
                | Dble | Pass | 4© | Pass |   
                | Pass | Dble | All Pass |  |  There was speculation that South’s bid of 3NT was meant to 
              be conventional, but there was no obviously visible alert on either 
              side of the screen. In a way it was a pity South decided to stand 
              the double, as we could then have had fun trying to work out the 
              likely penalties against five of either minor. Declarer was soon 
              claiming +990 and 15 IMPs. 
             
              
                | Board 10. Dealer East. All 
                    Vul. |  
|  | ª 9 5 3 © 10 9 6 2
 ¨ 8 4
 § A J 4 2
 |  ª A Q J 7 © 4
 ¨ K 9 3
 § K Q 9 5 3
 |  | ª 6 4 2 © A Q 7
 ¨ A J 10 7
 § 10 7 6
 | 
|  | ª K 10 8 © K J 8 5 3
 ¨ Q 6 5 2
 § 8
 |  
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Wolpert | Wu | Czyzowicz | Yen |   
                |  |  | Pass | Pass |   
                | 1§ | Pass | 1¨ | 1© |   
                | 2¨ | Pass | 2NT | Pass |   
                | 3NT | All Pass |  |  |  The old adage fourth best of your longest and strongest has stood 
              the test of time. When South led the ten of spades was under no 
              pressure. He could win in dummy and finesse the jack of diamonds. 
              It was too late to attack hearts and declarer recorded +600. 
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Huang | Wolpert | Wu | Demuy |   
                |  |  | Pass | Pass |   
                | 1§ | Pass | 1¨ | Pass |   
                | 1ª | Pass | 2NT | Pass |   
                | 3NT | All Pass |  |  |  No overcall this time and South led the five of hearts. Seeing 
              all the hands it is easy enough to arrive at nine tricks, but life 
              was far from simple for declarer. He won in hand with the queen 
              and played a club to the king. North won and played back a heart.. 
              Declarer won, pitching a spade from dummy and played a club. When 
              South discarded he put up the queen and took a diamond finesse. 
              South could win and cash his hearts for down one, 12 IMPs to Canada. 
             
              
                | Board 12. Dealer West. N/S 
                    Vul. |  
|  | ª - © A Q 7 6 5
 ¨ 2
 § A J 9 8 7 4 2
 |  ª A 5 4 3 © K J 10 9 4
 ¨ 8 6 4
 § 5
 |  | ª K Q J 9 8 7 © 8 3
 ¨ K
 § Q 10 6 3
 | 
|  | ª 10 6 2 © 2
 ¨ A Q J 10 9 7 5 3
 § K
 |   In the Closed Room the contract was Five Diamonds, making six, 
              +620 
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Huang | Wolpert | Wu | Demuy |   
                | Pass | 1§ | 3ª | 4¨ |   
                | 4ª | 5§ | Pass | 6¨! |   
                | All Pass |  |  |  |  When you are dealt hands of the type held by North and South here 
              scientific bidding is often of little help. In due course South 
              backed his judgement with a jump to slam. It was a poor contract, 
              but the bridge Gods were smiling and there was no defence. Another 
              13 IMPs to Canada, and in a match where 83 IMPs had already been 
              exchanged we had a new leader, Canada by 1IMP. 
             
              
                | Board 14. Dealer East. None Vul. |  
|  | ª 10 7 6 © -
 ¨ Q 7 5 3 2
 § K 9 5 3 2
 |  ª A 5 © K Q J 8 6
 ¨ A J 8
 § 10 6 4
 |  | ª K Q 9 4 3 © 10 9 3
 ¨ K
 § Q J 8 7
 | 
|  | ª J 8 2 © A 7 5 4 2
 ¨ 10 9 6 4
 § A
 |  
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Wolpert | Wu | Czyzowicz | Yen |   
                |  |  | Pass | 1©! |   
                | Pass | 1NT | Pass | 2¨ |   
                | Pass | Pass | 2ª | All Pass |   
                | Pass | 3¨ | All Pass |  |  South picked his moment well, opening a real heap in a suit that 
              his opponent’s could make a game in. When West decided against 
              overcalling 1NT one opportunity had been missed, and a second was 
              passed over when East protected. Declarer scrambled eight tricks 
              for –50. 
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Huang | Wolpert | Wu | Demuy |   
                |  |  | 1ª | Pass |   
                | 2© | Pass | 3© | Pass |   
                | 3ª | Pass | 4© | All Pass |  North led a club to the ace and declarer won the diamond switch 
              in hand. There are various ways to arrive at ten tricks, perhaps 
              the simplest being to play the ten of hearts and overtake it with 
              the jack. If that holds, ruff a diamond with the nine of hearts 
              and play a heart. East followed a different path, but all roads 
              led to Rome, +420 and Chinese Taipei was back in the lead. 
             
              
                | Board 15. Dealer South. N/S 
                    Vul. |  
|  | ª Q J 10 © 10 9 6 2
 ¨ K 9 5 2
 § 9 6
 |  ª 4 © Q 5 4 3
 ¨ A 8 7 4 3
 § 10 3 2
 |  | ª 6 5 © A K J 8 7
 ¨ -
 § A K Q J 8 4
 | 
|  | ª A K 9 8 7 3 2 © -
 ¨ Q J 10 6
 § 7 5
 |  
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Wolpert | Wu | Czyzowicz | Yen |   
                |  |  |  | 4ª |   
                | Pass | Pass | 4NT | Pass |   
                | 5¨ | Pass | 5© | All Pass |  South’s opening left East/West with no room to explore. +480. 
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Huang | Wolpert | Wu | Demuy |   
                |  |  |  | 1ª |   
                | Pass | 2ª | Dble | 3©! |   
                | 4© | 4ª | 5© | Pass |   
                | Pass | Dble | Pass | 5ª |   
                | Pass | Pass | 6© | Pass |   
                | Pass | 6ª | Dble | All Pass |  
              Many players would have been able to show a powerful two-suited 
              hand on the East cards, some by a jump to Four Clubs, others by 
              bidding Three Spades. When East took a different approach South 
              introduced a diversion. Unluckily North took things seriously and 
              doubled Five Hearts. South had to retreat and now East knew what 
              was going on. He pushed on to the slam and North did well to take 
              the save. When West led a heart declarer had avoided any real damage 
              and was only –500.
                |  |  |  
                |  | Soo-Rong Wu, Chinese 
                    Taipei |  As you might imagine there were all sorts of results on this board, 
              but one stands head and shoulders above the rest. In the match between 
              Bermuda and Pakistan the following auction took place: 
             
               
                | West | North | East | South |   
                | Fazli | Harvey | Allana | Douglas |   
                |  |  |  | 4ª |   
                | Pass | Pass | 5§ | Pass |   
                | Pass | 5ª | 6§ | All Pass |  
              South led the two of spades, North won and played back the nine 
              of hearts. Bravo! It was worth 15IMPs as in the other room Bermuda 
              recorded +1210 for making Six Hearts doubled.
                |  |  |  
                |  | Gavin Wolpert, 
                    Canada |  Chinese Taipei prevailed 57-42 IMPs, 18-12 VP (what we call ‘an 
              overture’).This match brought to mind one of Bob Hamman’s more famous 
              quotes, ‘The best play badly and the rest are awful.’ 
              Still, as Margaret Mitchell wrote, ‘Tomorrow is another day.’ 
              We will hear from these players again.
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