Championship Diary

On Thursday Ron Tacchi's wife (Mrs. T) set off to explore Verona. She discovered a beautiful garden, the Giardino Giusti, and paid the entrance fee to go in

In the evening she accompanied Ron to the President's dinner that was at, as you may have guessed, the Giardino Giusti!

The President of the Polish Bridge Federation, Radoslaw Kielbasinski asked me, 'What is the best match to watch tomorrow?' After due consideration I suggested, 'Perhaps Portugal v Mexico?' 'Well, actually I meant the bridge.'

Jan Louwerse came through the Bulletin Room (at this tournament you can't avoid it) and asked if we had anything to cut some paper with. 'Try Tacchi's desk. He may have some scissors – or Anna Gudge, who is next door.' No, I need something to slice paper, maybe a guillotine.' 'In that case I suggest you ask Jean-Paul – the French are experts!

Grattan Endicott reported that while making his way to the venue he encountered a very frail lady coming in the opposite direction. As their paths converged she stepped aside to allow him to pass!

Max Bavin is not Chief TD for nothing. His movie quote is:

What do I know about diamonds?
Turkish (Jason Statham) 'Snatch.'

I encountered a particulary attractive player – one well below the age limit – while checking out the Seniors event. 'What are you doing here?' I enquired. 'Looking for a husband!' she replied.